Programming note

Greetings, True Believers!

I have an exciting announcement from OWNAGE DU CINEMA HQ, nestled in the heart of a giant volcano that looks like a wolf, with windows in each of the wolf's eyes. ZMF and I will be giving our opinions on tonight's season 3 premiere of AMC's Breaking Bad, which counts as "cinema" in that it is better than most movies.

But that's not all! In an effort to provide as much positive opinion on Breaking Bad is possible, I have made the executive decision to, for the first time ever, invite a guest contributor to OWNAGE DU CINEMA. This special guest is rumored-female Onion AV Club commenter and courageous anti-feminist crusader Ellie. I trust you will all treat her with the respectful indifference that ZMF and I have grown accustomed to.

Don't forget to watch Breaking Bad tonight at 10PM ET on AMC!