HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY GET ELLIES SHRINK STAT BECAUSE THIS EPISODE WAS OWNAGE
THE REAL THEME OF THE EPISODE WAS THIS
SUCK IT UP BITCH
DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE FUCK LIFE THROWS AT YOU BECAUSE SOMETHING WORSE IS GOING ON SOMEWHERE ELSE SO SUCK IT THE FUCK UP. HOLY SHIT 160 PEOPLE FELL OUT OF THE SKY? BIG FUCKING DEAL BECAUSE THAT AINT SHIT COMPARED TO TENERIFE SO QUIT CRYING YOUSELF TO SLEEP YOU SPOILED LITTLE FUCKS. OH HEY YOUR SMOKINGASS METALASS GIRLFRIEND CHOKED TO DEATH ON HER OWN VOMIT BECAUSE SHES A STUPIDASS JUNKIE JUST LIKE YOU WELL FUCK YOU BECAUSE THIS STEVEN SPIELBERG LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER BACKED OVER HIS DAUGHTER ON HIS WAY TO GET SOME POPOV SO DONT ACT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT PAIN IS BITCH. AND WALT BOO FUCKING HOO YOU MISS YOUR HARPY WIFE AND YOUR BRAT KID WHOS FUCKING ASHAMED TO BE NAMED AFTER YOU? WELL GUESS WHAT HEISENBERG YOU GOT TWO HARDCORE MEXICAN HITMEN COMING TO FUCK YOU UP SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT. SO BASICALLY WHAT YOU GOT IS VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS IN THE REALM OF OWNAGE
AND HERES SOME STRAY OBSERVATIONS FOR YOUR ASSES WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS
I GOT SOME KFC LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS AWESOME I WONDER HOW POLLO HERMANOS COMPARES
YEAH ELLIE THIS EPISODE WAS YELLOW AS FUCK
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE IS WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS TRY TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CANT DO SO THAT SCENE WITH HANK TELLING WALT ITS TIME TO MOVE OUT OF HIS OWN FUCKING HOUSE REALLY BAKED MY ASS. LIKE YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU FAT SQUAT BALD FUCK I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE THE TWENTYSEVEN TIME WINNER OF THE REGGIE BANNISTER LOOKALIKE CONTEST YOU DONT EVER WALK INTO MY PLACE TELLING ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WHAT
THEY SHOULD BUILD A WALL ON THE BORDER AND PUT THE FUCKING ARMY ON IT SO PEOPLE DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CARTEL HITMEN JUST WALTZING THE FUCK OVER IT AND OWNING PEOPLE. HEY THATS WHAT WALT COULDVE DONE WITH THAT THREE MILLION DOLLARS BRIBE SOME SENATORS
WHO THE FUCK DOESNT WANT THREE MILLION DOLLARS? CHRIST YOU COULD BUY TEN FAMILIES WITH THAT KIND OF JACK
YEAH THAT WALKING AWAY FROM AN EXPLOSION WITHOUT GIVING A FUCK SHIT IS PLAYED AS HELL BUT IT WAS AWESOME HERE
HEY SOMEBODY REMIND ME HOW THE MEXICAN CARTEL EVEN KNOWS ABOUT WALT
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HEY HOW DO YOU PUT PICTURES IN THIS FUCKING THING
ReplyDeleteJesus, ZMF. I don't even need to read the AV Club review to know this one is better.
ReplyDeleteGreat point about how Walt Jr is ashamed of his name, I never thought about it in that way, for some reason.
Reggie Bannister hahahahaha
I don't think Walt JR is ashamed of his dad so much as he just doesn't want to be called JR. It was pretty apparent in this episode Flynn is pissed at his richeous bitch mom and want's his dad around.
ReplyDeleteWhen Walt drops him off and home he comes in and yells at his mom, and earlier he ignored her at breakfast even though she's trying to be the "cool" parent by calling him his nickname.
I am wondering the same thing about the mexican drug cartel as well.
Also, his gym speech was funny as fuck, totally on point. Walt FTW, and great summation as always ZMF.
Man I never thought that Walt Jr. wanted to be called Flynn because he's ashamed of being named after Walt. I thought it was one of those weird teenager things. I agree w/ the interplay of Skyler trying to be cool/Walt Jr. not having it though.
ReplyDeleteZMF I think there's a button or something on the top when you're writing the blog post that enables you to put pictures in this fucking thing.
ELLIE THANKS HOTNESS I GUESS I NEED TO JUST LOOK AROUND AT SHIT ONCE IN AWHILE
ReplyDeleteFLYNN IS THE WACKEST NAME EVER BY THE WAY AND I DONT KNOW WHY ANYBODY WOULD WANNA BE CALLED THAT ESPECIALLY IF THEY COULD BE WALTER AS IN WALTER MOTHERFUCKING HILL
IM GONNA MAKE ANOTHER POINT RIGHT NOW AND THAT IS THIS I REWATCHED THE WHOLE SEASON THIS WEEKEND AND THAT AWESOME SCENE IN THE BAR BETWEEN MR WHITE AND JANES FUCKED UP FATHER WELL THIS SONG WAS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AND ITS AWESOME SO HERE IT IS
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Flynn is a kickass name, what are you on about? Errol Flynn was one of the original movie badasses. And the term "in like Flynn" may be due to all the chicks that Errol Flynn boned.
ReplyDeleteSo Flynn = awesome.
Errol Flynn wanted to name his autobiography "In Like Me," but the publisher wouldn't let him. I have no fucking clue why they didn't want to use such an awesome title.
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