BREAKING BAD FUCK YEAH S3E2

WELL HOLY SHIT NOW THAT THE QUIZ BOWL CHAMP HAS HAD HER SAY LET ME JUST EXPLAIN HOW SHES DEAD FUCKING WRONG ON ALL COUNTS

NUMBER ONE OUIJA BOARDS OWN BIGASS EXPLOSIONS OWN SMOKING A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF PEOPLE OWNS AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT REALITY BECAUSE REALITY IS BORING AND STUPID. ALL I CARE ABOUT IS OWNAGE AND THESE TWO SCARY MEXICAN MOTHERFUCKERS WHIPPING OUT A OUIJA BOARD WHILE TUCOS FUCKED UP INSANE WITH RAGE UNCLE SPELLS OUT WALTER WHITE IS DEFINITELY OWNAGE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT TO BE FAIR TO AWESOME ELLIE I WILL SAY THAT BREAKING BAD USUALLY BALANCES RIGHT BETWEEN REALITY AND OWNAGE BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS IF IT TIPS MORE TOWARDS OWNAGE I DONT GIVE A FUCK AND SHE APPARENTLY DOES

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THESE GUYS

NUMBER TWO JESSE ISNT LEARNING TO BE RESPONSIBLE HES LEARNING TO FUCKING OWN. HE IS EMBRACING THE DARKNESS AND VILLAINY IN HIS SOUL AND THIS IS REVEALED WHEN HE PUTS THE ULTIMATE JACKSLAP ON HIS PARENTS AND HE IS FUCKING LOVING IT. I CANT WAIT FOR WALT TO FINALLY DO THE SAME THING AND GET PAID

OH MY GOD WERE GETTING FUCKING OWNED

NUMBER THREE SKYLER SUCKS SHES ALWAYS SUCKED AND HALF THE THRILL OF THE SHOW IS WAITING FOR WALT TO OWN HER OLD HARPY ASS EVEN THOUGH HE HARDLY EVER DOES. FUCK THAT NAGGING OLD HEN AND FUCK ALL HER BULLSHIT BECAUSE IF I WAS WALT I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN THAT PIZZA ON THE ROOF I WOULDVE THROWN IT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND MADE HER CLEAN IT UP

FINE YOU DONT WANT IT THIS FUCKERS GOING ON THE ROOF

AND REAL QUICK WHILE IM ON THE TOPIC OF SKYLER AND HOW SHE SUCKS HERES A LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT HER SHES PLAYED BY ANNA GUNN WHO PLAYED IN ENEMY OF THE STATE. NOW YOU FIGURE SHES GOTTA BE LIKE 40 NOW RIGHT WHICH MEANS SHE WOULDVE BEEN LIKE 28 OR 29 WHEN SHE DID ENEMY OF THE STATE AND WHO DID SHE PLAY IN ENEMY OF THE STATE? THE WIFE OF GOVERNMENT ASSHOLE JON VOIGHT. NOW WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A TROPHY WIFE OR A HOT YOUNG WIFE BECAUSE VOIGHT OWNS SO HARD ANSWER FUCK NO SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST AS OLD AS VOIGHTS WRINKLED OLD ASS AND SHE WAS LIKE THE MOTHER OF HIS TEENAGE CHILDREN AND YOU KNOW WHAT NOBODY NOTICED AND NOBODY COMMENTED AND THE REASON FOR THAT IS BECAUSE SHES SOUR AS FUCK AND SHE COMES OFF LIKE SOME PISSY OLD NUN OR SOME SHIT

FUCK OFF SKYLER

I WANNA MAKE ANOTHER POINT THE MORE WALTER DENIES HIS TRUE NATURE THE MORE DANGEROUS HE IS BECAUSE WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO IS HOLE UP AND COOK FOR THREE MONTHS AND MAKE THAT SKRILLA THEN BAIL THE FUCK OUT TO HAWAII OR SOME SHIT AND RETIRE. FUCK HIS WIFE FUCK HIS KIDS FUCK HIS HOUSE FUCK HIS JOB FUCK HIS FORMER LIFE BECAUSE THERE ARE GREENER PASTURES RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER OR SHOULD I SAY BLUER PASTURES. I MEAN SHIT ID RATHER BE WALT THE BADASS RETIRED METH KINGPIN THAN MR WHITE THE HENPECKED DOUCHE STILL TRYING TO CLING TO SOME SHITTY MARRIAGE ANYWAY. FACTOR IN THE STONE KILLERS AFTER HIM AND THAT MAKES THE DECISION A HELL OF A LOT EASIER BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HES LUCKY HE STILL HAS FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES BECAUSE OTHERWISE HED BE FUCKING FIREWOOD BY NOW

JUST ANOTHER SUNDAY AFTERNOON IN MY WORLD

MORE STRAY OBSERVATIONS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

HEY SKYLER WHY DONT YOU EYEFUCK THAT BENEKE DOUCHE A LITTLE BIT MORE HOLY SHIT

PROPS TO WALT JR FOR FINALLY OWNING UP TO HIS HERITAGE AND OWNING HIS MOTHER

TUCOS UNCLE LOOKS LIKE THAT WHACKED OUT DUDE FROM CLOCKWORK ORANGE EXCEPT HES PROBABLY EVEN MORE FUCKED UP THAN THAT GUY WAS

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT POLLOS HERMANOS HAS ME EATING FRIED CHICKEN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER LATELY. LAST NIGHT I GOT POPEYES AND EVEN THOUGH THE SPICY FLAVOR OWNS I DONT REALLY LIKE THE CRISPY OUTSIDE OF THE CHICKEN SO KFC REMAINS THE GRAND CHAMPION OF AWESOMEASS CHICKEN. ID GET CHURCHS CHICKEN BUT I ALREADY KNOW THAT THATS GREASY AND WACK

WALT NEEDS TO DITCH SKYLER AND HAVE SAUL HOOK HIM UP. WANT SOME THAI TAIL OR SOME CZECH CHICAS BETTER CALL SAUL HOLY SHIT THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HED BE A BLAST TO HANG OUT WITH. WALT NEEDS TO HIT THE CLUBS WITH SAUL AND HIS AWESOME CAR AND THE CLEANER AND GUS AND JESSE AND THEYD BE THE AWESOMEST POSSE EVER. SHIT THEY COULD EVEN SEE IF HANK WANTS TO COME TOO. EXCEPT HES EVEN MORE BITCHWHIPPED THAN WALT PLUS HE TALKS TOO GODDAMN MUCH SO MAYBE BRING SKINNY PETE INSTEAD